A girl goes to a her boyfriends house for for the first time

2022.01.22 01:51 Beer_Fountain A girl goes to a her boyfriends house for for the first time

Everything is going well, and they finally sit down for dinner with his parents and the family dog, Skippy, laying under the table as usual.
They girl is really nervous and has some gas. She accidentaly lets out an ever-so-subtle fart early on in the dinner. "Skippyy"... the boy's mom says. The girl is so releived that nobody suspects a thing, but still has gas, so she lets out another one, this time a little louder. "Skippy!" Says the boys dad sternly. The girl now feels totally comfortable that Skippy is being blamed and lets out a gnarly fart, very confident she can play it off as the dog. Finally the boy yells out, "SKIPPY! MOVE BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU!"
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2022.01.22 01:51 Kiyoshimo About how many Manchus lived in China proper during Qing rule, and why did seemingly so many move to China proper after its conquest?

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2022.01.22 01:51 Overall_Stranger_536 Please advise what is wrong with my lineup as I loose to weaker accounts. :)

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2022.01.22 01:51 wtfevenisthis932710 Learned how to code CSS files for 8 hours, but it was worth it to make a custom Omori chat box overlay. Maybe someday I'll figure out how to add their PFPs in another little box like the portraits in the game.

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2022.01.22 01:51 BigBroSlim No.

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2022.01.22 01:51 danieljohnwesley ASMR | Cooking Delicious Meal for Zoe -[No Talking] [intentional] MindPill

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2022.01.22 01:51 educatedough Finally I can lower my average price.

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2022.01.22 01:51 keric85 It's July!!

Time traveled to July to get rid of snow. It's summer here! Dm for code
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2022.01.22 01:51 Lil_Bill00 What’re some of the horror stories you heard about Rikers Island?

I’ve been thinking about how the island is supposed to shut down by 2026 and yet it seems like new stories STILL pop up about how horrible it is. So I’m curious, what’re some horror stories you heard about Rikers?
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2022.01.22 01:51 RealCobaltCanine So yeah, there's a new mod I guess

We're almost at 13k
We need more than one mod
No complain from U
New mod u/Heathenstothemax, treat them not terribly
I'm watching 👀
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2022.01.22 01:51 Dismal_Ad_4583 [Grade 11 Physics] Can anyone help me check if the article is correct, if it is not, please help me correct it

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2022.01.22 01:51 Vegetable-Reveal Picking up TRD OR tomorrow: Speakers?

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2022.01.22 01:51 redditch2 Gorgeous

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2022.01.22 01:51 thepotatoplant Luxury/compact car catalog

Hi! I’m looking to catalog a luxury/compact car if anyone does have one! :) thank yoou
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2022.01.22 01:51 TheSparten21 Y’know guys, maybe we should draft a QB

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2022.01.22 01:51 bennie905 Can someone explain to me the ending?

First time player here I finished the game blind as a toreador that at first went along with prince's whims but after meeting isaac who I loved as a character and especially Griffith Park he was like fck it and sided with the anarchs. The game ending was the fledgling giving the key to the Prince and him getting blown to bits.
Now I know characters like johansen and beckett said there's nothing in the sarcophagus other than probably a mummy but beckett in his last encounter says don't open it in a way that's leading me to believe there's an antedeluvian there and also you get an email from a 'friend' saying don't open it.
So what happened? If ming xiao stole the key who opened the sarcophagus on the ship? Was it Jack? Why there was blood splattered over it and who killed the crew? These signs seemed to point to powerful vampire along with the 'sense of dread that everyone felt'.
Or maybe did Jack open the sarcophagus in Turkey and it was shipped with the explosives in it? Because since the last scene is him chilling with the mummy I'd guess he was the one that opened it. Also what's the deal with the cab driver? Was he in on it with jack?
Also why my character who knew nothing about this plot just give the key to lacroix and risk an antedeluvian getting out or lacroix somehow diablerising the mega vampire? Why not just kill lacroix since he already got rid of the sheriff. It would be a different thing if jack told you about the plot. I mean that's what I wanted to do as a character I guess, kill lacroix and keep the sarcophagus sealed.
Sorry I loved this game and I was paying a great deal of attention to the story throughout but the ending kind of baffled me.
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2022.01.22 01:51 thahboynextdoor Granular Synthesis

I'm wondering if there's any dude on this sub who does granular Synthesis in the style of quite bison and mona San. Cause I'm trying to get the sounds which the produce but I can't get the same vibe which their track gives me
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2022.01.22 01:51 ShowTimeSayyyy Need a good editor , that can make my videos look like PrettyboyFredos videos do and all the other top YouTubers, all the effects and everything- willing to pay the price of course!💰

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2022.01.22 01:51 TurntUpTurtles average basement dweller

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2022.01.22 01:51 beavergyro Wealthsimple

Have an opportunity to go through the onsite interview loop with Wealthsimple. Can anyone comment on their WLB and TC? I'm a bit worried considering fintech companies are getting wrecked right now.
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2022.01.22 01:51 unseentides Please help, I found my son doing pot.

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2022.01.22 01:51 onyx1378 The shrimpiest I’ve seen my cat!

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2022.01.22 01:51 LargePenisJones Is this how the delivery screen looks for you guys? This just started yesterday for me and it does it for every order...are customers no longer allowed to choose "leave at my door"?

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2022.01.22 01:51 DarthFisticuffs Minor personal achievement, but I finally defeated my nemesis, the Masterlock No. 7

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2022.01.22 01:51 kodiaktim What could be causing this?

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